Planning For Oct 20 vs UMAA - Need Your Help, Spartans

Planning For Oct 20 vs UMAA - Need Your Help, Spartans

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Planning For Oct 20 vs UMAA - Need Your Help, Spartans

Unlike UMAA, Spartans prepare for the annual grudge match all year round.  I need your help with an essential element of the battle against UMAA at Spartan Stadium this coming October 20th.

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Spartans – I’m never ashamed to speak up when I need assistance.

I’m especially willing to swallow my own personal pride when I need assistance with matters of supreme significance.

It is with this in mind that I call upon the Spartan Nation and ask for help in my preparations for the October 20th matchup against UMAA at Spartan Stadium.

As I go over my checklist for the game that day, I believe I have a lot of the areas of import checked off.

Wardrobe for the day – check.

Food to prepare for the tailgate – check.

Booze to have ready for consumption for invited and uninvited guests at the tailgate – check.

Footwear (separate from wardrobe) – check.

Tent selected for housing the tailgate – check.

With these essentials already locked in, I need to focus in and nail down the banner that I’ll create and showcase inside of Spartan Stadium.

This is where I could use the help of the Spartan Nation.

I’ve come up with some ideas – and I’d like to make some of these ideas known to the readership of SpartansWire now.

In no particular order, here is a sampling of the banner concepts I’ve come up with for your review.

(Editor’s note – it is understood that some of these banner concepts would call for two king-sized bed sheets.)

PLEASE CONTINUE TO THINK OF THIS GAME AS UNIMPORTANT.  THANK YOU.

WE APPRECIATE THE WAY YOU SEE THIS FOOTBALL GAME AS ONE THAT DOES NOT MATTER TO YOUR FOOTBALL PROGRAM.

YOU GUYS REALLY SUCK WHEN IT COMES TO THIS PARTICULAR GAME EACH SEASON.

WHEN IS DAVE BRANDON’S NEXT LEADERSHIP SYMPOSIUM?

GO STATE!

YOUR HEAD COACH IS A COMPLETE BUFFOON AND HE’S ALSO A LOUT.

AFTER HOW MANY LOSSES AGAINST US DO YOU THINK YOU’LL HUDDLE UP AND RE-EXAMINE THE SITUATION?

ON WHAT BASIS DID COACH CARR CLAIM THAT THE FIELD AT SPARTAN STADIUM WAS INAPPROPRIATELY CROWNED.

COACH CARR – YOU DIDN’T DESERVE BETTER THEN AND YOU DON’T DESERVE BETTER NOW.  YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU EARN.

RICH ROD.

COACH HOKE WAS SORT OF LOVABLE – EXCEPT HIS PERSONALITY WAS PRETTY BLAND.

THE LAST TIME YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM WON THE BIG TEN, WILLIAM HUNG LOST ON “AMERICAN IDOL” BUT WON THE HEARTS OF AMERICA WITH HIS GLEEFUL NATURE.

YOU GUYS REALLY STINK.

SpartansWire will continue to reach out to its readership periodically as the October 20th game against UMAA approaches.

In the meantime, please submit your own conceptual ideas for consideration.

Thank you in advance.

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